Teeth Are Stored In The Jaw (feat. Sticky Steve)

by Ugly Mascot

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You’ve got punk rock tapes on your shelf like trophies
Got some bad tattoos with your parent’s money
It’s such a drag none of it means anything to your dad
You’re all the jock that he wanted, and so much more
You just don’t like sports

At least you’re not a cro-mag, athlete, meat-slab in a colorful jersey
Beating another human being to death
Your favorite bands have logos, icons, merch, and fonts
That you identify your entire personality with

And your friends are all so inclusive
As long as you like 90’s alternative music
The dividing lines are all painted white
It’s a picket fence around your political opinions

Against Me! is just Springsteen

And your friends so enlightened
Treating women like people, as long as they like them

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released June 4, 2021
Produced mixed & mastered by Jake Girolami

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Ugly Mascot Florida

I hope Paul Rudd never changes, cause I've never changed and he's the only example I have of that working out for somebody.

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